Having Me As a Child Greeting Card
Available in stock (135)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
Wholesale Having Me As a Child Greeting Card: Funny Parent Birthday Stationery
The Wholesale Having Me As a Child Greeting Card is a 5x7 collectible humor appreciation card featuring a vintage portrait of a dapper boy giving a thumbs up, engineered for impulse stationery racks in gift boutiques, bookstores, and novelty shops. Paired with the cheeky headline "Having Me as a Child Is the Only Gift You Need," this design delivers a hilarious blend of mid-century aesthetics and confident, self-absorbed humor tailored for Mother's Day, Father's Day, and parents' birthdays. It offers retail shoppers an unapologetic, laugh-out-loud alternative to cheesy traditional sentimentality, creating an instant emotional hook that drives rapid card-rack conversions.
Professionally printed on heavy premium luster cardstock, each card provides crisp line detail, rich vintage tones, and a smooth semi-gloss finish that withstands frequent customer browsing. The folded 5x7-inch format features an uncoated blank interior ready for custom handwritten notes and comes complete with a matching paper envelope for turnkey gifting. Sized specifically to fit standard commercial card spinner pockets, tabletop display trays, and register easels, this high-margin evergreen staple delivers reliable, year-round turnover for B2B stockists.
Funny Parent Greeting Cards & Retro Stationery Specifications
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
- Stock: Premium luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Includes: Matching mailing envelope
- Occasion: Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthdays, parent appreciation
- Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 card spinner racks and counter displays
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
