Complaining About Property Taxes Funny Adulting Birthday Card
Available in stock (54)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
Complaining About Property Taxes Birthday Card: Wholesale Funny Adulting Greeting Card
Turn existential adulting dread and hilarious housing market anxiety into effortless impulse sales. The Complaining About Property Taxes Birthday Card from Shady Front pairs vintage hand-painted signboard typography over a chaotic collage of bills and unopened mail. Emblazoned with "ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO COMPLAINING ABOUT PROPERTY TAXES ON A HOME YOU CAN'T AFFORD," this relatable greeting card is a certified top seller for indie gift shops, stationery boutiques, bookstores, and counter card spinners.
Measuring a standard folded 5 by 7 inches, each card is professionally printed on heavyweight, premium cardstock with rich color saturation and a smooth writing surface. The interior is left completely blank to give retail customers full creative freedom for custom birthday messages. Paired with a fitted mailing envelope and individually sealed in a protective retail cello sleeve for pristine shelf presentation, this hilarious card drives fast register turns and steady wholesale replenishment.
Property Taxes Birthday Card Specifications:
- Product Type: Wholesale folded novelty adulting birthday greeting card
- Artwork Theme: Vintage mail and bill collage with "Another Year Closer to Complaining About Property Taxes..." typography
- Dimensions: Standard folded A7 size (5" x 7")
- Cardstock Quality: Heavyweight, durable premium cardstock with rich full-color printing
- Interior: Blank inside for personalized handwritten birthday wishes
- Included Accessories: Matching fitted mailing envelope included
- Packaging: Individually protected in a clear retail cellophane sleeve
- Retail Merchandising: Greeting card spinner racks, adulting humor displays, bookstore counters, and impulse checkout fixtures
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
