Don't Be a Salty Bitch Sticker
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Product Description
Product Description
Wholesale Don't Be a Salty B--ch Sticker: Sarcastic Salt Girl Vinyl Decal
The Wholesale Don't Be a Salty B--ch Sticker is an irreverent vintage parody vinyl decal engineered for wholesale merchandise buyers, indie gift boutiques, smoke shops, and impulse point-of-sale displays. Reimagining the iconic umbrella girl mascot with razor-sharp snark, this bold design features the classic yellow raincoat figure shedding salt under a downpour alongside bold lettering commanding: "DON'T BE A SALTY B--CH." Tapping directly into viral sarcasm, vintage brand nostalgia, and attitude-heavy humor, it serves as an instant eye-catcher that keeps attitudes in check while driving spontaneous checkout add-ons across retail counters.
Manufactured for multi-year outdoor endurance and commercial retail longevity, each wholesale sticker is crafted from heavy-duty vinyl rated for years of exterior use. Measuring approximately 3 by 3 inches, this square decal provides the ideal compact footprint for cash-wrap display spinners, countertop baskets, and sticker towers. The performance-grade peel-and-stick adhesive grips firmly to laptops, water bottles, car windows, skateboards, and phone cases while cleanly releasing without marring underlying surfaces, ensuring high customer satisfaction and dependable repeat reorders for B2B stockists.
Wholesale Sarcastic Decals & Novelty Vinyl Sticker Specifications
- Dimensions: Approximately 3" W x 3" H square profile
- Material: Heavy-duty, outdoor-rated vinyl built to withstand UV rays and weather
- Adhesive: Strong peel-and-stick backing that removes cleanly without surface marring
- Durability: Weatherproof and scratch-resistant to prevent peeling, cracking, or fading
- Design: Vintage salt girl mascot parody with yellow raincoat and "Don't Be a Salty B--ch" typography
- Application: Laptops, skateboards, car windows, water bottles, notebooks, and coolers
- Retail Merchandising: Optimized for POS counter bins, pegboard spinners, novelty gift shops, and boutique registers
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Your total cart value must be over $100 to order from Shady Front.
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