HR Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid Greeting Card
Available in stock (14)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
HR Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers Card: Wholesale Workplace Humor Stationery
Deliver sharp corporate satire and everyday office survival humor to your retail stationery racks with the HR Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid Greeting Card. Satirizing the fine art of professional email passive-aggression, this hilarious card features a vintage 1950s businessman grinning and giving an enthusiastic thumbs-up from his office desk: "MAY YOU NEVER RUN OUT OF HR APPROVED WAYS TO TELL COWORKERS THEY'RE STUPID." It drives instant impulse laughter for coworker farewells, promotions, work anniversaries, and desk humor displays.
Help retail shoppers bypass corporate fluff in favor of laugh-out-loud comedy that commands attention at checkout. Measuring standard 5" x 7", each folded card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock for crisp illustrative detail and lasting shelf durability. The interior is left completely blank for custom handwritten notes, workplace rants, or warm congratulations, and every card includes a matching mailing envelope. Engineered for high wholesale margins and rapid register turnover, it fits effortlessly into vertical spinner racks and countertop displays.
Wholesale Novelty Greeting Card Specifications
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded
- Stock: Heavyweight luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Includes: Matching mailing envelope
- Merchandising: Card spinners, counter displays, slatwalls
- Retail Fit: Gift boutiques, stationery shops, novelty stores
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
