One "Are You F--king Kidding Me" at a Time Greeting Card
Available in stock (52)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
One "Are You F--king Kidding Me" at a Time Card: Wholesale Sarcastic Cross-Stitch Stationery
Bring comforting snark and daily existential reality to your stationery racks with the One "Are You F--king Kidding Me" at a Time Greeting Card. Satirizing traditional inspirational needlepoint samplers, this hilarious card features faux brown cross-stitch embroidery reading "SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO TAKE IT ONE 'ARE YOU F--KING KIDDING ME?' AT A TIME" framed by a delicate cross-stitched border of lush roses and foliage on a textured linen background. Blending vintage grandma craft vibes with unfiltered modern stress relief, it delivers unstoppable impulse laughs for coworkers, friends, and everyday burnout warriors.
Help retail shoppers bypass cookie-cutter platitudes in favor of genuine laugh-out-loud solidarity. Sized at standard 5" x 7", each folded card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock for sharp typographic contrast and long shelf life. The interior is left completely blank for custom handwritten notes, workplace rants, or encouragement, and each card includes a matching mailing envelope. Engineered for high wholesale profit margins and rapid register turnover, it fits effortlessly into vertical card spinners, counter displays, and checkout fixtures.
Wholesale Novelty Greeting Card Specifications
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded
- Stock: Heavyweight luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Includes: Matching mailing envelope
- Merchandising: Card spinners, counter displays, slatwalls
- Retail Fit: Gift boutiques, stationery shops, novelty stores
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
