Please Don't Do Coke Needlepoint Poster Print
Out of stock
- • Maximize Margins: Turn single prints into premium, ready-to-hang decor packages.
- • Instant Upsell: Prevent walk-offs; offer display options directly at checkout.
- • Hardware Specs: 11x17", Hardboard Backing, Pre-Installed Hanging Clip.
Product Description
Product Description
Please Don't Do Coke Needlepoint Poster Print: Wholesale Dark Parody Wall Art
Host etiquette meets unruly apartment energy. The Please Don't Do Coke Needlepoint Poster Print subverts heirloom grandmother craftwork with outrageous party humor. Disguised as a traditional folk cross-stitch sampler framed by blooming red blossoms and trailing leafy vines, this piece delivers deadpan house rules for weekend guests. Suggesting visitors take questionable habits out to the coffee table like respectable adults, it serves as an irresistible impulse buy for apartment decorators, housewarming gift seekers, and cheeky gift boutiques.
Struck on demand on 11 by 17 inch professional heavyweight luster photo paper, the detailed woven linen textures and crisp stitched lettering resist showroom spotlight glare. Built for rapid retail turns, it drives reliable add-on rings when displayed in graphic flip bins or bathroom gallery walls. Stock it loose for bin diggers, boarded and bagged in clear protective poly sleeves to survive heavy customer handling, or pre-framed for turnkey, high-margin checkout sales.
Please Don't Do Coke Specifications:
- Artwork Concept: Satirical vintage needlepoint sampler delivering sarcastic party host etiquette
- Sheet Dimensions: 11" W x 17" H
- Substrate: Heavyweight professional luster photo paper
- Print Finish: Glare-resistant semi-gloss luster
- Wholesale Packaging: Bare print, boarded & bagged poly sleeve, or pre-framed
- Target Merchandising: High-traffic poster bins, powder room decor displays, and counter checkout easels
Poster Print Specifications
Poster Print Specifications
Dimensions: Standard 11" x 17" poster print format
Wholesale Fulfillment Options: Available in three retail-ready configurations:
- Print Only: Shipped flat in protective bulk packaging
- Board & Bagged: Mounted against a rigid, acid-free backing board inside a crystal-clear protective cellophane sleeve
- Framed: Pre-assembled in a sleek, lightweight black frame ready for immediate wall display
Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight archival cover stock for enhanced durability and shelf life
Print Quality: Ultra-high-resolution digital printing with fade-resistant, rich pigment inks
Finish: Premium satin finish offering vibrant color reproduction, deep contrast, and minimal glare under commercial display lighting
Merchandising Compatibility: Standard 11x17 sizing fits standard poster flip racks, tabletop print bins, and commercial retail fixtures
Origin: Designed and printed in the USA
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Low Minimum Order Requirement
To order from Shady Front, your order value must be $100 or more.
