Thoughts and Prayers Can Cooler
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Product Description
Product Description
Thoughts and Prayers Can Cooler: Wholesale Sarcastic Satire Drink Insulator
The Thoughts and Prayers Can Cooler channels sharp cultural satire, dark humor, and traditional tattoo flash aesthetics to drive high-margin impulse sales across gift shops, alternative boutiques, and novelty retailers. Featuring a detailed vintage woodcut-style engraving of crossed fingers wrapped in a classic banner declaring “Thoughts & Prayers,” this beverage sleeve offers biting commentary on hollow platitudes and empty gestures. Merging cynical wit with bold linework, this provocative drink accessory provides retail shoppers with an unforgettable conversation starter for parties, barbecues, and casual get-togethers.
Engineered to insulate standard 12-ounce cans and bottles, this collapsible beverage sleeve provides reliable thermal chill retention while eliminating messy can condensation. Each cooler is crafted with an insulating neoprene interior featuring a synthetic rubber layer bonded to a smooth knit outer lining that showcases the crisp double-sided print. Its flexible lay-flat design slips effortlessly into pockets and merchandises cleanly in countertop impulse fishbowls and register cash wraps, offering wholesale stockists healthy profit margins and rapid inventory turnover.
Wholesale Satirical Novelty Neoprene Can Cooler Specifications
- Product: Collapsible can cooler / bottle insulator
- Compatibility: Standard 12 oz cans and bottles
- Material: Neoprene interior (synthetic rubber) with knit outer lining
- Print: Double-sided "Thoughts & Prayers" crossed-fingers tattoo illustration
- Design: Collapsible lay-flat construction
- Function: Thermal insulation and condensation control
- Merchandising: Countertop displays, cash wraps, and clip strips
Koozie Specifications
Koozie Specifications
Fit & Capacity: Standard 12 oz cans and standard 12 oz longneck bottles
Material Composition: Premium flexible neoprene interior (synthetic rubber layer) laminated with a smooth knit fabric outer lining
Thermal Performance: Superior insulating barrier traps cold temperatures while completely preventing exterior condensation for a dry, slip-free grip
Collapsible Construction: Lightweight lay-flat foldable design; easily slips into pockets, bags, or glove compartments for on-the-go portability
Print Technology: High-definition, full-bleed graphic printing with deep pigment penetration; resistant to cracking, peeling, and fading over repeated use
Seams & Durability: Reinforced zigzag edge and side stitching engineered for flexible stretch recovery and long-lasting seam integrity
Care Instructions: Hand wash with mild soap and air dry; stain-resistant and quick-drying
Packaging: Retail-ready wholesale fulfillment; each can cooler is individually packaged in a clear protective cellophane sleeve for clean handling and dust protection
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Low Minimum Order Requirement
Your total cart value must be over $100 to order from Shady Front.
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