You Are the Trash Greeting Card
Available in stock (59)
Retail Ready Packaging is the Greeting Card and Envelope in a sealed, clear cellophane sleeve for display.
Product Description
Product Description
Wholesale You Are the Trash Greeting Card: Funny Raccoon Romance Stationery
The Wholesale You Are the Trash Greeting Card is a 5x7 collectible animal humor romance card featuring an adorable raccoon peering out from a galvanized metal trash can, engineered for wholesale stationery racks and cash-wrap displays in gift boutiques, bookstores, and specialty novelty shops. Layered with deadpan meme-inspired typography reading "You Are the Trash I Want to Get Lost In," this card transforms urban dumpster-diver affection into sweet relationship satire. It gives retail shoppers a delightfully absurd, laugh-out-loud alternative to sugary Valentine's Day and anniversary greetings, sparking immediate laughs and driving high-margin impulse conversions.
Professionally printed on heavy premium luster cardstock, each folded card delivers crisp detail, rich photographic contrast, and a smooth semi-gloss finish that withstands frequent customer handling. The standard 5x7-inch format features an uncoated blank interior ready for custom handwritten notes and comes complete with a matching paper mailing envelope for complete retail readiness. Sized to fit seamlessly into commercial card spinner racks, tabletop carousels, and counter displays, this quirky romantic staple delivers reliable year-round inventory turnover for wholesale stockists.
Funny Romance Cards & Raccoon Greeting Card Specifications
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
- Stock: Premium luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Includes: Matching mailing envelope
- Occasion: Valentine's Day, anniversaries, sarcastic romance, couples humor
- Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 card spinner racks and counter displays
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Folded Dimensions: 5" x 7" (Standard A7 format)
Packaging Formats: Available as Card & Envelope Only or Retail Ready (individually enclosed in a protective clear cellophane sleeve)
Envelope Included: Premium matching A7 Kraft self-seal envelope (5.25" x 7.25")
Paper Stock: Heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) premium archival matte cover cardstock
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss exterior for sharp, high-resolution artwork reproduction
Interior Finish: Uncoated blank interior for smooth, smudge-free writing
Display Compatibility: Standard 5x7 profile fits traditional wholesale card spinners, tier racks, and retail stationery fixtures
